$SHRAT
★ SHRIMP RAT✦ $SHRAT★ NOT A SHRIMP✦ NOT A RAT★ SOMETHING WORSE✦ SOMETHING BETTER★ BORN CURSED✦ BORN ICONIC★ THE CREATURE✦ THE COIN★ SHRIMP RAT✦ $SHRAT★ NOT A SHRIMP✦ NOT A RAT★ SOMETHING WORSE✦ SOMETHING BETTER★ BORN CURSED✦ BORN ICONIC★ THE CREATURE✦ THE COIN
WHY $SHRAT?
You know why. Deep down you always knew.
01
Born in the Deep
Scientists tried to stop it. They could not.
02
Genetically Wrong
Every biologist who saw it immediately retired.
03
Street Certified
Runs the sewers. Runs the seas. Runs your wallet.
04
Ocean Approved
Poseidon himself said "ok fine whatever".